Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Pit bull -vs- Chihuahua

A man walks into a bar and asks, "Whose pit bull is that out front?"

"It's mine," a guy grunts. "Waht's it to ya?"

"Well," the man answers, "it seems as if my dog just killed your dog."

"Hogwash!" the guy snaps. "What kind of dog do you have?"

"A Chihuahua," the man replies.

"Oh, yeah right," the guy says. "how exactly did my pit bull get killed by this Chihuahua of yours?"

"He Choked on him."

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