Sunday, March 20, 2005

He wear the pants, but...

Following a whirlwind romance and marriage, reality hits Lisa andFrank. Their sex life diminishes and they begin to get on each other'snerves.

After making love one night, Frank throws his pants at Lisa, "Here," he says, "try these on."

She does and, looking into the mirror, says, "They're much too big."

"That's right," Frank says. "Don't ever forget who wears the pants in this house!"

Scowling, Lisa reaches down and tosses her panties at Frank. "Try these on," She demands.

Studying the garmentm, Frank says, "Forget it! I'll never get into these!"

"Until your attitude changes," Lisa replies, "you're absolutely right."

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