Thursday, March 03, 2005

Lamaze class

The instructor of a Lamaze class is teaching the young couples how to breathe properly during delivery. The teacher announces, "Ladies, excercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And gentlement, it wouldn't hurt you to take time to go walking with you partner." The room gets quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raises his hand.

"Yes?" the teacher asks.

The man asks, "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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