Missed Me?

Instead of coming home after work, a man stays out the entire weekend partying with the boys and blowing his paycheck. When he finally returns home Sunday night, he is confronted by his angry wife. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" she shouts.

"That would be fine with me." he replies. Come Monday, he doesn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday come and go with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling goes down just enough for him to see her out of the corner of his left eye.