Young Timmy O'Shaghnessy goes in for confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
"And how migth de the girl you were with?" the priest sighs.
"I can't tell you," Timmy says. "It would ruin her reputation."
"Was it Brenda O'Malley?" the priest asks.
"No father."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"No father."
"lisa O'Shanter?"
"No father."
"Very well," the priest says. "Say five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Timmy goes back to his pew and hius friend asks, "What did you get?"
Timmy says, "Five Out Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
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