Easy Pickings

One day, a farmer walks through his orchard to a nearby pond, carrying a bucket to bring back some fruit. Once he gets to the pond, he sees two hot girls skinny-dipping. They see him and quicklydrop their bodies below the water.

"We're not coming out until you leave!" shouts one of the girls.

"I didn't come to watch you ladies swim naked," says the farmer, holding up the bucket. He continues, "I'm just here to feed the gators."