The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES! (USRSF).
These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be
dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq will be over IN A WEEK.
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