Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Wife and dog missing, Reward for dog!
I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
Impotence... Natures ways of saying, "No Hard Feelings!"
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - ! Buddha.
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