Saturday, January 28, 2006

Bumper Stickers - Part 12

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Wife and dog missing, Reward for dog!

I'm hung like Einstein, and smart as a horse.

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

Impotence... Natures ways of saying, "No Hard Feelings!"

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God - ! Buddha.

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