Sunday, January 15, 2006

Bumper Stickers - Part 11

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Guns don't kill people, drivers with Cellphones do.

Drugs lead nowhere, but it's the scenic route.

Where the hell is Easy Street?

Work Harder, Million on welfare depend on you!

The shortest sentence is "I am", the longest is "I do".

Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

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