Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
I am not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk...Alcoholics go to meetings.
If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Take revenge, shit on a pigeon.
Driver carries no cash...He's Married.
4 out of 3 People have trouble with fractions
I brake for... Oh shit, No brakes.
Take you ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
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