Thursday, February 02, 2006

Kids say the darndest things! - 02

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No, you had your chance before Lights out. "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad...."
"WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!" Five minutes
later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

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