If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
Jesus is coming,
look busy.
I love god,
It's his fans I can't stand
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
Don't steal,
the government hates competition.
All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.
Get even,
live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Isn't a smoking area in a restaurant
like a peeing area in a pool?
I had a life...
but my job ate it.
I may be fat, but you're ugly,
and I can diet.
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