He said, She said

He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said. . . You wear pants don't you?

He said. . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said. . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said. . . They don't have time