The 1st Quater of the year just ended. Now we start the 2nd quater. Have keeped your New Year's resolutions?
Was one of your resolutions to go on a diet or lose weight?
You Know It's Time to Diet When...
- You dance and it makes the band skip.
- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
- You run away, and your picture takes up all four sides of the milk carton.
- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
- You could sell shade.
- Your blood type is Ragu.
- You need an appointment to attend an "open house."
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