Kids say the darndest things! - 06

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus
five, that son of a bitch is seven”.

“Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.” His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how
your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching
my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a
bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, She answered, "What I taught them was, two
plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."