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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Men Vs. Women

When a man goes to his closet and says, "I don't have anything to wear," what he really means is "I don't have anything clean to wear."

When a woman goes to her closet and says, "I don't have anything to wear," she really means, "I don't have anything new to wear."
Posted by Chuy at 8:15 PM

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