Interesting Facts...Maybe

Assume no one can/will keep a secret.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Write ideas down; they get lost like good pens.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

A parking meter is the only place where you literally can buy time.

The size of your office is not as important as the size of your paycheque!

When someone ask if you have a minute, he or she is really asking for 20.

No matter how many TV channels you switch to, you always get a commercial.

The real head of a household is the one who has custody of the remote control.

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.

The way some houses are built, the only thing that'll last 30 years is the mortgage.

The length of a minute depends on which side of a bathroom door you're standing on.

Career planning is an oxymoron. The most exciting opportunities tend to be unplanned.

Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.

Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment.

You spend 18 months trying to get your children to stand up and talk, and the next 18 years to get them to sit down and listen!

Nothing makes you feel older than the discovery that your children are studying in history class what you studied in current events.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

It's an age of paradox when we have mobile homes that don't move, sports clothes for work, junk food that cost more than the real food, and sweatshirts to loaf in.

Some people think life begins at conception, while others think life begins at birth. But some believe that life begins when the kid moves out and the dog he left behind dies.