Jesse White

Jesse Jackson was spotted in Sears in Chicago this week.

He was there to protest the fact that all the washing machines were white.

So the cherk called the store manager, who asked, "What's the problem here, Reverend?" Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that all of them were white.

The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true that all the washers are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."