Hell's too hot; heaven's full of religious people. That's supposed to be a choice?
Hang up and drive!!
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
My other car is a broomstick.
If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?
Jesus saves; Buddha recycles.
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. —God
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.
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