Friday, January 28, 2005

Wealthy (reads annoying) customer

"It's chilly in here," the wealthy customer sniffed. "Will you please turn down the air conditioner?"

"No problem, sir," said the waiter.

After a few minutes, the man flagged the server again. "Now I'm too warm."

"All right," said the waiter. But soon the customer was chilly again.

Finally a patron at a nearby table whispered to the waiter, "I commend you for your patience. That guy is sure keeping you busy."

"No, he's not," the waiter said with a shrug. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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