Saturday, November 13, 2004

Speaking Women-ese

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:

  • CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
    • There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
  • I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
    • ... without you in it.
  • DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
    • We haven't had a fight in a while.
  • NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
    • ... you cheap slob!
  • I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
    • I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
  • I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
    • I can't believe you have nothing planned.
  • COME HERE.
    • My puppy does this, too.
  • I LIKE YOU, BUT...
    • I don't like you.
  • OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
    • ... just not in that way.
  • YOU NEVER LISTEN.
    • You never listen.
  • WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
    • I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
  • I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
    • I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
  • OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
    • I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
  • OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
    • Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
  • I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
    • We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
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No Forrest, life isn't like a box of chocolate, Women are like a box of chocolate!!?

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