A plane carrying 5 passenger and 2 pilots is about to crash. The pilots grab their parachutes and just off the plane, but not before telling the passenger to do the same. Un fortunatly there were only 4 more parachutes on the plane.
The first passenger says: "i am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans" He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane>
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: "I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future." She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passeger, George W. Bush, says: "I am the presindent of the United States of America. I have huge resposibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun the resposibility to my people by dying." He grabs a pask and jumps off the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and do I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the boy says: "Don't fret old man... There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolback...."
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