Beer study:

Yesterday scientist for Health Canada suggested that, considering the result of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour periond. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, angued over nothing and refuse to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.