Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Who is God?

Be careful how you explain "who God is" to your children...


(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.)

Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?

Father: Both, son, both.


(After a short while the boy comes back.)

Boy: Dad, is God black or white?

Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.


(After another wait, the boy comes back again)

Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?

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