Don't eat that...

While driving home, a millionaire sees a homeless man eating grass along a dirty stretch of highway. He pulls over and goes up to the man. "Don't eat that," he says to the vagrant. It's full of road dirt. If you're hungry, come home with me."

Full of fratitude, the homeless man says, "Thanks, but I have a wife too."

"No problem,"the millionaire says, "bring her along."

"I also have five children, a grandchild and many cousins," the homeless man continues.

"Now Wait a damn minute," the millionaire says. "Just how big do you think my lawn is?"