Story - Dumped body haunts cop

I was working as a deputy sheriff when a guy called to report a deadbody in a dumpster at his storage facility. I reced to the sceneand saw a pair of fishnet-dressed legs and knee-high boots sticking outof a rolled-up blanket. I reached out and touched a leg. Itwascold, and I freaked out. I called the sergeant and sent for anambulace. The paramedic arrived and felt for a pulse. None. We pulled away the blanket to find the head -- and realized we werestaring at a rubber ass. This was no murder victim, but rather ananatomically correct, dressed-to-kill rubber sex puppet. I thought Ihad what we call a Code Frank, but all I had, as my colleagues oftenremind me, was a Dumpster Skank.Tim F, CO.