Would you?

A woman is watching the news. During a commercial she turns to her husband, who is busy with a crossword puzzle.

"Did you hear that?" she asks.

"A man in Los Angeles swapped his wife for Lakers' season tickets. Would you do a thing like that?"

"Hello no," her husband replies. "The season's half over."

How much?

After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls abrief recess and retires to his chambers. En route, he bumps intoJudge Graham.

"Say," Poe asks, "what would you give a 63-year-old hooker?"

"Christ," Graham replies. "Five or six bucks, tops."

Story - Dumped body haunts cop

I was working as a deputy sheriff when a guy called to report a deadbody in a dumpster at his storage facility. I reced to the sceneand saw a pair of fishnet-dressed legs and knee-high boots sticking outof a rolled-up blanket. I reached out and touched a leg. Itwascold, and I freaked out. I called the sergeant and sent for anambulace. The paramedic arrived and felt for a pulse. None. We pulled away the blanket to find the head -- and realized we werestaring at a rubber ass. This was no murder victim, but rather ananatomically correct, dressed-to-kill rubber sex puppet. I thought Ihad what we call a Code Frank, but all I had, as my colleagues oftenremind me, was a Dumpster Skank.Tim F, CO.

I'll be back!

THIS IS NO JOKE

I have to put a pause to my posting activity. I'm moving and my DSL service will be interrupted. I'll be back as soon as possible!

Till then...Have fun!

An Affair

"All of the thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill tells his friend Doug.

"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Doug suggests.

"But what if my wife finds out?" Bill asks.

"Heck, this is a new age we live in," Doug says. "Go ahead and just tell her about it."

Bill goes home to his wife and says, "Dear, I think an affair will help bring us closer together."

"Forget it," his wife says. "I've already tried that. It didn't work."

Would You?

A woman is watching the news. During a commercial she turns to her husband, who is busy with a crossword puzzle.

"Dis you hear that?" she asks.

"A man in Los Angeles swapped his wife for Lakers' season tickets. Would you do a thing like that?"

"Hello no," her husband replies. "The season's half over."