John Elway Dodge Horror

I rearly post links, but since I haven't really posted in a good while, Why not?

This is the story of a family's vacation, which just seems to the worse as it goes along.

Vacation: Act #1 Naperville to Omaha

Vacation: Act #2 Omaha to Denver

Vacation: Act #3 Denver to Naperville (John Elway Dodge)

Vacation: Act #4 Home Sweet Home

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Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

Kids say the darndest things! - 10

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, she stands next to
the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,

eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get
hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm going to get boobs too."